sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

do-not-feed-the-animal:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

tardisinshire:

starllex:

starllex:

why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?

I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER

hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi

do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?

THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS

kendrickgirlcrush:

tragedyinremission:

Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy shit where have you been all my life”

How I feel about tumblr.

falloutboise:

WHY AM I NOT IN A BAND WHO WANTS TO BE IN A BAND LETS GET A VAN AND NOT SHOWER FOR DAYS AND ONLY EAT FAST FOOD WHOS WITH ME

theonewhosawitall:

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

I would marry this man

i was thinking the same thing